One of my close friends is a belly dancer
And god help you if she gets bored and decides to knock her hip against yours
Like we could just be walking
I SWEAR THEY HAVE THE MOST POWERFUL HIPS ON THE PLANET
Tumblr user shubbabang is blasting off again!
The hips, they don’t lie…
I feel like I should have seen that coming.
people who complain about “getting too many asks”
people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”
People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing
Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
can you imagine one day logging in and
i wouldnt know what to do
"shit did i post an opinion"
i fuckin hate the type of person who enters a room when a show is on and starts talking. what the fuck is wrong with you. who the fuck raised you. are you an animal. get out of my house
reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck
the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people
I think its totally bullshit that in the first Spiderman movie Peter Parker shoots out his webs in the middle of a crowded lunchroom like
and then a few months later they see a masked guy swinging from webs and being like
AND NO ONE FUCKING CONNECTS THE DOTS THIS IS BULLSHIT
someone asked earlier what tattoo artists practice on before human skin.
here is a tattooed banana, one of the options.
I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me
My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”